whats something funny a pirate would say...

ideas... go

in the paper last minute

lol

germany is funny

where babies come from

as is

you can't hide
behind social graces
so don't try
to be all touchy feely
cuz you lied
in my face of all places
but i've got no
problem with that really

what bugs me
is that you believe what you're saying
what bothers me
is that you don't know how you feel
what scares me
is that while you're telling me stories
you actually
believe that they are real

and i've got
no illusions about you
and guess what?
i never did
and when i said
when i said i'll take it
i meant,
i meant as is

cuz when i look around
i think this, this is good enough
and i try to laugh
at whatever life brings
cuz when i look down
i just miss all the good stuff
when i look up
i just trip over things

I need a funny caption

its a picture of a caveman and einstein, i need a funny caption for it.

probably starting a comic for the paper

looking more like a wizard every day

A lot has been fixed on the server.

1) You can run away from things now, which is good.
2) You can't take paladin missions as a wizard and spend a half hour to find out you can't heal someone to complete the mission.
3) Crafting is working better.

WoW

Tom next door has put up a freeserver for world of warcraft. The guards are broken, you can't craft very well, some of the quests are broken, hunters are broke and everything stays aggro'd till either you or it dies. Still surprisingly fun.

I've got a undead warlock and a gnomish mage. Both level 8. Though the gnome kind looks like he walked out of the 80's...

Movies I just watched that everyone should see.

[Edit] Late Arrival
Capote
Made me want to read his books. Really great movie. And I will say, as of right now, Phillip Seymour Hoffman can do now wrong. I say "as of right now" because he is in mission impossible 3... and that hasn't come out yet so it doesn't count.

Boogie Nights
Pretty much a movie about the porn industry in the 70's following. It follows Dirk Diggler through his career. Pretty humerous. Very graphic. If you liked Magnolia (another movie I think was very good) watch this one.

Elizabethtown
Not at all what I thought it was going to be. Very funny. Only negative I heard about it was that it was confusing or that there was too much going on, personally I did think it was too bad.

Million Dollar Baby
This one surprised me too. Not the movie I thought I was going to see. Can't even really say I liked it, but I'm really glad I watched it.

hahaha

douchebag

Funny